Dear NRL...

Dear NRL,

Please sort your shit out...

Here is a six point plan:

1. Dump these incompetent batch of referees, in a professional age they are a fucken disgrace, they can't even count to six, I wasn't allowed past the first grade until this task was mastered. Let me see if I have this algorithm correct. Two on field refs, two touchies and one man in the box, all with two eyes each, therefore;
(2 + 2) + 1 x 2 = useless Twats!!

2. Sort out the ruck; if I wanted to watch a bunch of grown men wrestling on the ground grabbing each other by the balls on the weekends I'd line up at cube... If they wanna try it on send them to the pine for 10, they'll soon stop.

3. Sort out the salary cap debacle, teams shouldn't be punished because they develop talent. How the roosters can go from premiere ship contenders in 2010 to contenders again after a 'rebuild' in 2013 is farcical... Where is the incentive to develop players when you can just throw wads of cash around.

4. Please provide incentive for attacking league: hit up, hit up, hit up, hit up, dummy half and kick on the fifth is not my idea of a good time.

5. Give the Raiders a chance, they develop all this talent only for them to piss off once they out grow moose heads...make hem accountable FFS!!

6. Please reinvent the footy show, I have to see that old red headed prick on my tele on a Thursday evening I'm going to be sick. 'Crack a fatty' may have been funny in 1996 but not now. The two best presenters you had buggered off to Fox Sports (Sterlo and johns) and instead we have this geriatric old fart pedalling out jokes two decades past their prime.