Raking it in... |
The Ladies Man - Think Harry Styles.
Can barely string a note together but has mastered the signature dance move *catch butterfly, draw towards heart and release*. No one cares anyway, not since he plowed his way through most of Hollywood's leading ladies... and John Travolta
Crazy Cat Robbie Williams |
Band mate: 'Hey Ace remember snorting that line off Amber's tits last night?'
Ace: 'Whose Amber? '
Band mate: 'Ah Ace... you crazy cat!'
Has a one-way ticket to the Betty Ford clinic.
The Over Expressor - Think Nick Carter. Lays the agonised facial expressions on a little too thick. Would dearly love to be the ladies man but lacks the natural charisma. Popular with the chubbies who they think they're a chance because he's the 'sweet one'.
WTF is this guy? |
The White Rapper - Cos that's what you wanna hear - some wigger rapping about love! Mate your no Eminem, you're not even Vanilla Ice... give it up.
So there you have it - the core members of your band, add in some shit music and gay lyrics about 'eternal love' - rinse and repeat!
Cue the horny teenagers...
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