So I was on the bus this morning and spotted a girl strolling the pavement with really small shorts on, if they were any smaller they may as well have been a belt.... anyway she had a bit of cellulite, nothing wrong with that really apart from maybe poor wardrobe selection policy.
Anyway, It made me think though... that women are the masters of camouflage & deception, just go to any woman's cosmetic website, they have a range of products that will make your boobs bigger, your arse smaller, eyelashes longer, lips fuller, eyes sparklier, cheekbones higher and all kinds of assortments of make up!! MAKE UP... the most deceitful product on earth. Anyone who has woken up to a stranger in their bed only to realise it’s their partner they are seeing for the first time sans make up would be lying if they said they didn’t feel slightly cheated!!
But NO ONE bats an eye lid...
but if a bald man pops on a rug, EVERYBODY takes this piss out of him!! How is that fair!?
I have too much time to think on the bus!!
Anyway, It made me think though... that women are the masters of camouflage & deception, just go to any woman's cosmetic website, they have a range of products that will make your boobs bigger, your arse smaller, eyelashes longer, lips fuller, eyes sparklier, cheekbones higher and all kinds of assortments of make up!! MAKE UP... the most deceitful product on earth. Anyone who has woken up to a stranger in their bed only to realise it’s their partner they are seeing for the first time sans make up would be lying if they said they didn’t feel slightly cheated!!
But NO ONE bats an eye lid...
but if a bald man pops on a rug, EVERYBODY takes this piss out of him!! How is that fair!?
I have too much time to think on the bus!!
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