In February of 2010 the club had its annual battle of the wits at the Southern Cross Wests facility.... The night was hosted successfully by Alan 'Sale of the century' Copeland and Mathew 'Who wants to be a millioaire' McGann.. with newly appointed Doctor in Sportsology David Mann's table, taking the spoils.
It was decided that in the true tradition of the the club, what better way to celebrate a night accumulating brain matter, then by destroying it all with a night on the piss!!
Upon conclusion of the formalities, a collection of the Wests faithful gathered in the foyer in preparation for their weekly meeting at Moose Heads nightclub and bar.
After the majority of players managed to negotiate their way past the Moose Heads security team, captained this year by Lote Turquiri.... we were well on our way to acheiving our goal.
After the intial stages of the evening went off without incident, the night was going to take a swift change of direction for one young man..
Enter Jayson Bush ..
After pestering his mate working the bar relentlessly in the pursuit of cheap bevvies for 45 minutes 'Puddles', decided it was time to take a much needed pit stop.... after an unforseen navigational issue however, Jayson unexpectedly reappeared on the ground floor taking his much needed comfort break in the sanctity and serenity of the Mooseheads main bar.
After being turfed out the front door by big Lote in what many believe was a deliberate high tackle.. Puddles, mistaking his send off for only 10 minutes in the Bin thought with fresh change of guernsey he could make his way back onto the field of play unnoticed.
After being repelled once again by big Lote.. Puddles was last seen making his way down Northbourne Avenue arm in arm with close mate and confidant Todd Carney..
Brown Jacket Candidate #1
Jayson Bush.
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